gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

marcusvanstonn:

cecil episode 3: “and it was warm, the pizza slice.”

cecil episode 44: “i am not a good salesman.”

no kidding, cecil. we’ve known you’re a terrible salesman for a while now.

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

hannibaalecter:

sorry the quality is terrible but look

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

phenrirr:

dorms = dungeons

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

spoopydraggon:

CARLOS AGENT OF SHIELD, TOTALLY SERIOUS SCIENTIST OFFICER!

spoopydraggon:

CARLOS AGENT OF SHIELD, TOTALLY SERIOUS SCIENTIST OFFICER!

k-eke:

The new season is about gymnastic and rap battles, I’m so hyped !